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Saturday, February 25, 2017
Walking Disaster by Jamie McGuire
Walking Disaster by Jamie McGuire

Finally, the highly anticipated follow-up to the New York Times bestseller Beautiful Disaster.
Can you love someone too much?
Travis Maddox learned two things from his mother before she died: Love hard. Fight harder. In Walking Disaster, the life of Travis is full of fast women, underground gambling, and violence. But just when he thinks he is invincible, Abby Abernathy brings him to his knees. Every story has two sides. In Beautiful Disaster, Abby had her say. Now its time to see the story through Traviss eyes.
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EVEN WITH THE SWEAT ON HER FOREHEAD AND THE skip in her breath, she didnt look sick. Her skin didnt have the peachy glow I was used to, and her eyes werent as bright, but she was still beautiful. The most beautiful woman I would ever see.
Her hand flopped off the bed, and her finger twitched. My eyes trailed from her brittle, yellowing nails, up her thin arm, to her bony shoulder, finally settling on her eyes. She was looking down at me, her lids two slits, just enough to let me know she knew I was there. Thats what I loved about her. When she looked at me, she really saw me. She didnt look past me to the other dozens of things she needed to do with her day, or tune out my stupid stories. She listened, and it made her really happy. Everyone else seemed to nod without listening, but not her. Never her.
Travis, she said, her voice raspy. She cleared her throat, and the corners of her mouth turned up. Come here, baby. Its okay. Cmere. Dad put a few fingers on the base of my neck and pushed me forward while listening to the nurse. Dad called her Becky. She came to the house for the first time a few days ago. Her words were soft, and her eyes were kinda nice, but I didnt like Becky. I couldnt explain it, but her being there was scary. I knew she might have been there to help, but it wasnt a good thing, even though Dad was okay with her. Dads nudge shoved me forward several steps, close enough to where Mommy could touch me. She stretched her long, elegant fingers, and brushed my arm. Its okay, Travis, she whispered. Mommy wants to tell you something.
I stuck my finger in my mouth, and pushed it around on my gums, fidgeting. Nodding made her small smile bigger, so I made sure to make big movements with my head as I stepped toward her face. She used what was left of her strength to scoot closer to me, and then she took a breath. What Im going to ask you will be very hard, son. I know you can do it, because youre a big boy now. I nodded again, mirroring her smile, even if I didnt mean it. Smiling when she looked so tired and uncomfortable didnt feel right, but being brave made her happy. So I was brave. Travis, I need you to listen to what Im going to say, and even more important, I need you to remember. This will be very hard. Ive been trying to remember things from when I was three, and I . . . She trailed off, the pain too big for a bit. Pain getting unmanageable, Diane? Becky said, pushing a needle into Moms IV. After a few moments, Mommy relaxed. She took another breath, and tried again.
Can you do that for Mommy? Can you remember what Im about to say? I nodded again, and she raised a hand to my cheek. Her skin wasnt very warm, and she could only keep her hand in place for a few seconds before it got shaky and fell to the bed. First, its okay to be sad. Its okay to feel things. Remember that. Second, be a kid for as long as you can. Play games, Travis. Be sillyher eyes glossed overand you and your brothers take care of each other, and your father. Even when you grow up and move away, its important to come home. Okay? My head bobbed up and down, desperate to please her. One of these days youre going to fall in love, son. Dont settle for just anyone. Choose the girl that doesnt come easy, the one you have to fight for, and then never stop fighting. Nevershe took a deep breathstop fighting for what you want. And neverher eyebrows pulled inforget that Mommy loves you. Even if you cant see me. A tear fell down her cheek. I will always, always love you. She took a choppy breath, and then coughed. Okay, Becky said, sticking a funny-looking thing in her ears. She held the other end to Mommys chest. Time to rest.
No time, Mommy whispered. Becky looked at my dad. Were getting close, Mr. Maddox. You should probably bring the rest of the boys in to say goodbye. Dads lips made a hard line, and he shook his head. Im not ready, he choked out. Youll never be ready to lose your wife, Jim. But you dont want to let her go without the boys saying their goodbyes. Dad thought for a minute, wiped his nose with his sleeve, and then nodded. He stomped out of the room, like he was mad.
I watched Mommy, watched her try to breathe, and watched Becky checking the numbers on the box beside her. I touched Mommys wrist. Beckys eyes seemed to know something I didnt, and that made my stomach feel sick. You know, Travis, Becky said, leaning down so she could look me in the eyes, the medicine Im giving your mommy will make her sleep, but even though shes sleeping, she can still hear you. You can still tell Mommy that you love her and that youll miss her, and shell hear everything you say. I looked at Mommy but quickly shook my head. I dont want to miss her. Becky put her soft, warm hand on my shoulder, just like Mommy used to when I was upset. Your mom wants to be here with you. She wants that very much. But Jesus wants her with him right now. I frowned. I need her more than Jesus does. Becky smiled, and then kissed the top of my hair. Dad knocked on the door, and then it opened. My brothers crowded around him in the hallway, and Becky led me by the hand to join them. Trentons eyes didnt leave Mommys bed, and Taylor and Tyler looked everywhere but the bed. It made me feel better somehow that they all looked as scared as I felt.
Thomas stood next to me, a little bit in front, like the time he protected me when we were playing in the front yard, and the neighbor boys tried to pick a fight with Tyler. She doesnt look good, Thomas said. Dad cleared his throat. Moms been real sick for a long time, boys, and its time for her . . . its time she . . . He trailed off. Becky offered a small, sympathetic smile. Your mom hasnt been eating or drinking. Her body is letting go. This is going to be very hard, but its a good time to tell your mom that you love her, and youre going to miss her, and that its okay for her to go. She needs to know that its okay. My brothers nodded their heads in unison. All of them but me. It wasnt okay. I didnt want her to leave. I didnt care if Jesus wanted her or not. She was my mommy. He could take an old mommy. One that didnt have little boys to take care of. I tried to remember everything she told me. I tried to glue it to the inside of my head: Play. Visit Dad. Fight for what I love. That last thing bothered me. I loved Mommy, but I didnt know how to fight for her. Becky leaned into my dads ear. He shook his head, and then nodded to my brothers. Okay, boys. Lets go say goodbye, and then you need to get your brothers in bed, Thomas. They dont need to be here for the rest.
Yes, sir, Thomas said. I knew he was faking a brave face. His eyes were as sad as mine. Thomas talked to her for a while, and then Taylor and Tyler whispered things in each of her ears. Trenton cried and hugged her for a long time. Everyone told her it was okay for her to leave us. Everyone but me. Mommy didnt say anything back this time. Thomas pulled on my hand, leading me out of her bedroom. I walked backward until we were in the hall. I tried to pretend she was just going to sleep, but my head went fuzzy. Thomas picked me up and carried me up the stairs. His feet climbed faster when Dads wails carried through the walls. What did she say to you? Thomas asked, turning on the tub faucet. I didnt answer. I heard him ask, and I remembered like she told me to, but my tears wouldnt work, and my mouth didnt either.
Thomas pulled my dirt-soiled shirt over my head, and my shorts and Thomas the Train Underoos down to the floor. Time to get in the tub, bubby. He lifted me off the floor and sat me in the warm water, soaking the rag, and squeezing it over my head. I didnt blink. I didnt even try to get the water off of my face, even though I hated it. Yesterday, Mom told me to take care of you and the twins, and to take care of Dad. Thomas folded his hands on the rim of the tub and rested his chin on them, looking at me. So thats what Im gonna do, Trav, okay? Im going to take care of you. So dont you worry. Were going to miss Mom together, but dont be scared. Im going to make sure everythings okay. I promise.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J K Rowling
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J K Rowling

Grade 4 Up-Harry has just returned to Hogwarts after a lonely summer. Dumbledore is uncommunicative and most of the students seem to think Harry is either conceited or crazy for insisting that Voldemort is back and as evil as ever.
Angry, scared, and unable to confide in his godfather, Sirius, the teen wizard lashes out at his friends and enemies alike.
The head of the Ministry of Magic is determined to discredit Dumbledore and undermine his leadership of Hogwarts, and he appoints nasty, pink-cardigan-clad Professor Umbridge as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and High Inquisitor of the school, bringing misery upon staff and students alike.
This bureaucratic nightmare, added to Harrys certain knowledge that Voldemort is becoming more powerful, creates a desperate, Kafkaesque feeling during Harrys fifth year at Hogwarts.
The adults all seem evil, misguided, or simply powerless, so the students must take matters into their own hands. Harrys confusion about his godfather and father, and his apparent rejection by Dumbledore make him question his own motives and the condition of his soul. Also, Harry is now 15, and the hormones are beginning to kick in. There are a lot of secret doings, a little romance, and very little Quidditch or Hagrid (more reasons for Harrys gloom), but the power of this book comes from the young magicians struggles with his emotions and identity. Particularly moving is the unveiling, after a final devastating tragedy, of Dumbledores very strong feelings of attachment and responsibility toward Harry.
Children will enjoy the magic and the Hogwarts mystique, and young adult readers will find a rich and compelling coming-of-age story as well.
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The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing; the use of hosepipes had been banned due to drought. Deprived of their usual car-washing and lawn-mowing pursuits, the inhabitants of Privet Drive had retreated into the shade of their cool houses, windows thrown wide in the hope of tempting in a nonexistent breeze. The only person left outdoors was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flower bed outside number four.
He was a skinny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who had the pinched, slightly unhealthy look of someone who has grown a lot in a short space of time. His jeans were torn and dirty, his T-shirt baggy and faded, and the soles of his trainers were peeling away from the uppers. Harry Potters appearance did not endear him to the neighbors, who were the sort of people who thought scruffiness ought to be punishable by law, but as he had hidden himself behind a large hydrangea bush this evening he was quite invisible to passersby. In fact, the only way he would be spotted was if his Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia stuck their heads out of the living room window and looked straight down into the flower bed below.
On the whole, Harry thought he was to be congratulated on his idea of hiding here. He was not, perhaps, very comfortable lying on the hot, hard earth, but on the other hand, nobody was glaring at him, grinding their teeth so loudly that he could not hear the news, or shooting nasty questions at him, as had happened every time he had tried sitting down in the living room and watching television with his aunt and uncle.
Almost as though this thought had fluttered through the open window, Vernon Dursley, Harrys uncle, suddenly spoke. Glad to see the boys stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
I dont know, said Aunt Petunia unconcernedly. Not in the house.
Uncle Vernon grunted.
Watching the news he said scathingly. Id like to know what hes really up to. As if a normal boy cares whats on the news Dudley hasnt got a clue whats going on, doubt he knows who the Prime Minister is! Anyway, its not as if thered be anything about his lot on our news
Vernon, shh! said Aunt Petunia. The windows open!
Oh yes sorry, dear
The Dursleys fell silent. Harry listened to a jingle about Fruit N Bran breakfast cereal while he watched Mrs. Figg, a batty, cat-loving old lady from nearby Wisteria Walk, amble slowly past. She was frowning and muttering to herself. Harry was very pleased that he was concealed behind the bush; Mrs. Figg had recently taken to asking him around for tea whenever she met him in the street. She had rounded the corner and vanished from view before Uncle Vernons voice floated out of the window again.
Dudders out for tea?
At the Polkisses, said Aunt Petunia fondly. Hes got so many little friends, hes so popular
Harry repressed a snort with difficulty. The Dursleys really were astonishingly stupid about their son, Dudley; they had swallowed all his dim-witted lies about having tea with a different member of his gang every night of the summer holidays. Harry knew perfectly well that Dudley had not been to tea anywhere; he and his gang spent every evening vandalizing the play park, smoking on street corners, and throwing stones at passing cars and children. Harry had seen them at it during his evening walks around Little Whinging; he had spent most of the holidays wandering the streets, scavenging newspapers from bins along the way.
The opening notes of the music that heralded the seven oclock news reached Harrys ears and his stomach turned over. Perhaps tonight after a month of waiting would be the night
Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers strike reaches its second week
Give em a lifelong siesta, I would, snarled Uncle Vernon over the end of the newsreaders sentence, but no matter: Outside in the flower bed, Harrys stomach seemed to unclench. If anything had happened, it would surely have been the first item on the news; death and destruction were more important than stranded holidaymakers.
He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the brilliant blue sky. Every day this summer had been the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary relief, and then mounting tension again and always, growing more insistent all the time, the question of why nothing had happened yet.
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Friday, February 24, 2017
Revelations by Melissa de la Cruz
Revelations by Melissa de la Cruz

Have you ever wondered what secrets lurk behind the closed doors of New York Citys wealthiest families? Theyre powerful, theyre famous... theyre undead.Schuyler Van Alens blood legacy has just been called into questionis the young vampire in fact a Blue Blood, or is it the sinister Silver Blood that runs through her veins?
As controversy swirls, Schuyler is left stranded in the Force household, trapped under the same roof as her cunning nemesis, Mimi Force, and her forbidden crush, Jack Force.When one of the Gates of Hell is breached by Silver Bloods in Rio de Janeiro, however, the Blue Bloods will need Schuyler on their side. The stakes are high; the battle is bloody; and through it all, Carnavale rages on. And in the end, one vampires secret identity will be exposed in a revelation that shocks everyone.
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On early and bitterly cold morning in late March, Schuyler Van Alen let herself inside the glass doors of the Duchesne School, feeling relieved as she walked into the soaring barrel-ceiling entryway dominated by an imposing John Singer Sargent portrait of the schools founders. She kept the hood of her fur-trimmed parka over her thick dark hair, preferring anonymity rather than the casual greetings exchanged by other students.
It was odd to think of the school as a haven, an escape, a place she looked forward to going. For so long, Duchesne, with its shiny marble floors and sweeping vistas of Central Park, had been nothing less than a torture chamber. She had dreaded walking up the grand staircase, felt miserable in its inadequately heated classrooms, and even managed to despise the gorgeous terrazzo tiles in the refectory.
At school Schuyler often felt ugly and invisible, although her deep-set blue eyes and delicate Dresden-doll features belied this. All her life, her well-heeled classmates had treated her like a freak, an outcastunwanted and untouchable. Even if her family was one of the oldest and most illustrious names in the citys history, times had changed. The Van Alens, once a proud and prestigious clan, had shrunk and withered over the centuries, so that they were now practically extinct. Schuyler was one of the last.
For a while, Schuyler had hoped her grandfathers return from exile would change thatthat Lawrences presence in her life would mean she was no longer alone. But those hopes were dashed when Charles Force took her away from the shabby brownstone on Riverside Drive, the only home
she had ever known.
"Are you going to move or do I have to do something
about it?"
Schuyler started. She hadnt noticed that shed been standing in a daze in front of her locker and the one above it. The bells signaling the start of the day were clanging wildly. Behind her stood Mimi Force, her new housemate.
No matter how out of place Schuyler felt at school, it was no comparison to the arctic freeze she weathered on a daily basis at the Forces grand town house across from the Metropolitan Museum. At Duchesne, she didnt have to overhear Mimi grumbling about her every second of the day. Or at least it only happened every few hours. No wonder Duchesne felt so welcoming lately.
Even though Lawrence Van Alen was now Regis, head of the Blue Bloods, he had been powerless to stop the adoption process. The Code of the Vampires stipulated a strict adherence to human laws, to keep the Blue Bloods safe from unwanted scrutiny. In her last will and testament, Schuylers grandmother had declared her an emancipated minor, but in a wily move, Charles Forces lawyers had contested its tenets in the Red Blood courts. The courts found in their favor, and Charles had been named the executor of the estate, winning Schuyler as part of the package.
"Well?" Mimi was still waiting.
"Oh. Uh. Sorry," Schuyler said, grabbing a textbook and moving aside.
"Sorry is right," Mimi narrowed her emerald green eyes and gave Schuyler a contemptuous look. The same look shed given Schuyler across the dinner table last night, and the same look shed given Schuyler when theyd bumped into each other in the hallway that morning. The look said: What are you doing here? You have no right to exist.
"What did I ever do to you?" Schuyler whispered, tucking a book into her worn canvas bag.
"You saved her life!"
Mimi glared at the striking redhead who had spoken.
Bliss Llewellyn, Texan transplant and former Mimi acolyte, glared back. Blisss cheeks were as red as her hair. "She saved your skin in Venice, and you dont even have the decency to be grateful!" Once upon a time Bliss had been Mimis shadow, happy to follow her every directive, but a trust had broken between the two former friends since the last Silver Blood attack, when Mimi had been revealed as a willing, if ineffective, conspirator. Mimi had been condemned to burn, until Schuyler had come to her aid at the blood trial.
"She didnt save my life. She merely told the truth. My life was never in danger," Mimi replied as she ran a silver hairbrush through her fine hair.
"Ignore her," Bliss told Schuyler.
Schuyler smiled, feeling braver now that she had backup. "Its hard to do. Its like pretending global warming doesnt exist." She would pay for that comment later, she knew. There would be pebbles in her breakfast cereal. Black tar on her sheets. Or the newest inconveniencethe disappearance of yet another of her swiftly dwindling possessions. Already she was missing her mothers locket, her leather gloves, and a beloved dog-eared copy of Kafkas The Trial, inscribed on the first page with the initials "J. F."
Schuyler would be the first to admit that the second guest bedroom in the Forces mansion (the first remained reserved for visiting dignitaries) was hardly the cupboard under the stairs. Her room was beautifully decorated and sumptuously appointed with everything a girl could want: a four-poster queen-size bed with a pillowy duvet, closets full of designer clothes, a high-end entertainment center, dozens of toys for Beauty, her bloodhound, and a new featherlight MacBook Air. But if her new home was rich in material gifts, it lacked the charm of the old one.
She missed her old room, with its Mountain Dew-yellow walls and rickety desk. She missed the dusty shrouded living room. She missed Hattie and Julius, who had been with the family since she was an infant. She missed her grandfather, of course. But most of all, she missed her freedom.
"You okay?" Bliss asked, nudging her. Schuyler had returned from Venice with a new address and an unexpected ally. While she and Bliss had always been friendly, now they were almost inseparable.
"Yeah. Im used to it. I could take her in a cage fight." Schuyler smiled. Seeing Bliss at school was one of the small reprieves of happiness that Duchesne afforded.
She took the winding back stairs, following the stream of people heading in the same direction, when out of the corner of her eye she saw the barest flicker and knew. It was him. She didnt have to look to know he was among the crowd of students walking the opposite way. She could always sense him, as if her nerves were fine-tuned antennae receptors that picked up whenever he was near. Maybe it was the vampire in her, giving her the ability to tell when another was close by, or maybe it had nothing to do with her otherworldly powers at all.
Jack.
His eyes were focused straight ahead, as if he never even saw her, never registered her presence. His sleek blond hair, the same translucent shade as his sisters, was slicked back from his proud forehead; and unlike the other boys around him, dressed in varying degrees of sloppiness, he looked regal in a blazer and tie. He was so handsome it was hard for Schuyler to breathe. But just as at the town houseSchuyler refused to call it homeJack ignored her.
She snuck one more glance his way and then hurried up the stairs. Glass had already started when she arrived. Schuyler tried to be as unobtrusive as possible as she walked, out of habit, toward the back seats by the window. Oliver Hazard-Perry was seated there, bent over his notebook.
But she caught herself just in time and moved across the room to sit next to the clanging radiator, without saying hello to her best friend.
Charles Force had made it clear: now that she was under his roof, she would have to follow his rules. The first rule was that Schuyler was forbidden to see her grandfather. The animosity between Charles and Lawrence ran deep, and not only because Lawrence had displaced Charless position in the Conclave.
"I dont want him filling your head with lies," Charles had told her. "He may rule the Coven, but he has no power in my house. If you disobey me, I promise you will regret it."
The second rule of living at the Forces was that she was forbidden to associate with Oliver. Charles had been apoplectic when hed discovered that Schuyler had made Oliver (her designated Conduit) her human familiar. "First of all, you are much too young. Secondly, it is anathema. Distasteful. Conduits are servants. They are notthey do not fulfill the services of familiars. You must take a new human immediately and sever all relations with this boy."
If pressed, she would grudgingly admit that Charles was probably right. Oliver was her best friend, and she had marked him as her own, had taken his blood into hers, and there had been consequences to her actions. Sometimes she wished they could go back to the way they were before everything became so complicated.
Schuyler had no idea why Charles would care whom she made her familiar anyway, since the Forces had done away with the old-fashioned practice of keeping human Conduits. But she followed the rules to the letter. As far as anyone could see, she had absolutely no contact with Lawrence, and had refrained from performing the Sacred Kiss with Oliver.
There were so many things in her new life that she could and couldnt do.
But there were some places where the rules did not apply. Somewhere that Charles had no power. Somewhere Schuyler could be free.
Thats what secret hiding places were for.
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Looking for Alaska by John Green
Looking for Alaska by John Green

Before: Miles "Pudge" Halters whole existence has been one big nonevent, and his obsession with famous last words has only made him crave the "Great Perhaps" (François Rabelais, poet) even more.
Then he heads off to the sometimes crazy, possibly unstable, and anything-but-boring world of Culver Creek Boarding School, and his life becomes the opposite of safe. Because down the hall is Alaska Young. The gorgeous, clever, funny, sexy, self-destructive, screwed-up, and utterly fascinating Alaska Young, who is an event unto herself.
She pulls Pudge into her world, launches him into the Great Perhaps, and steals his heart.
After: Nothing is ever the same.
Then he heads off to the sometimes crazy, possibly unstable, and anything-but-boring world of Culver Creek Boarding School, and his life becomes the opposite of safe. Because down the hall is Alaska Young. The gorgeous, clever, funny, sexy, self-destructive, screwed-up, and utterly fascinating Alaska Young, who is an event unto herself.
She pulls Pudge into her world, launches him into the Great Perhaps, and steals his heart.
After: Nothing is ever the same.
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The week before I left my family and Florida and the rest of my minor life to go to boarding school in Alabama, my mother insisted on throwing me a going-away party. To say that I had low expectations would be to underestimate the matter dramatically. Although I was more or less forced to invite all my school friends, i.e., the ragtag bunch of drama people and English geeks I sat with by social necessity in the cavernous cafeteria of my public school, I knew they wouldnt come. Still, my mother persevered, awash in the delusion that I had kept my popularity secret from her all these years. She cooked a small mountain of artichoke dip. She festooned our living room in green and yellow streamers, the colors of my new school. She bought two dozen champagne poppers and placed them around the edge of our coffee table.
And when that final Friday came, when my packing was mostly done, she sat with my dad and me on the living-room couch at 4:56p.m. and patiently awaited the arrival of the Good-bye to Miles Cavalry. Said cavalry consisted of exactly two people: Marie Lawson, a tiny blonde with rectangular glasses, and her chunky (to put it charitably) boyfriend, Will.
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Thursday, February 23, 2017
The Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot
The Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot

Gossip columnist and single New York City girl Mel lives lives in the most exciting place in the world, yet shes bored with her lovelife. But things get interesting fast when the old lady next door is nearly murdered.
Mel starts paying closer attention to her neighborswhat exactly is going on with the cute boy next door?
Has Mel found the love of her lifeor a killer?
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Allegiant by Veronica Roth
Allegiant by Veronica Roth

What if a single revelationlike a single choicechanged everything?What if love and loyalty made you do things you never expected?
The explosive conclusion to Veronica Roths #1 New York Times bestselling Divergent trilogy reveals the secrets of the dystopian world that has captivated millions of readers in Divergent and Insurgent.
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Book 3 of the Divergent Novel series

I PACE IN our cell in Erudite headquarters, her words echoing in my mind: My name will be Edith Prior, and there is much I am happy to forget.
So youve never seen her before? Not even in pictures? Christina says, her wounded leg propped up on a pillow. She was shot during our desperate attempt to reveal the Edith Prior video to our city. At the time we had no idea what it would say, or that it would shatter the foundation we stand on, the factions, our identities. Is she a grandmother or an aunt or something?
I told you, no, I say, turning when I reach the wall. Prior is?was?my fathers name, so it would have to be on his side of the family. But Edith is an Abnegation name, and my fathers relatives must have been Erudite, so . . .
So she must be older, Cara says, leaning her head against the wall. From this angle she looks just like her brother, Will, my friend, the one I shot. Then she straightens, and the ghost of him is gone. A few generations back. An ancestor.
Ancestor. The word feels old inside me, like crumbling brick. I touch one wall of the cell as I turn around. The panel is cold and white.
My ancestor, and this is the inheritance she passed to me: freedom from the factions, and the knowledge that my Divergent identity is more important than I could have known. My existence is a signal that we need to leave this city and offer our help to whoever is outside it.
I want to know, Cara says, running her hand over her face. I need to know how long weve been here. Would you stop pacing for one minute?
I stop in the middle of the cell and raise my eyebrows at her.
Sorry, she mumbles.
Its okay, Christina says. Weve been in here way too long.
Its been days since Evelyn mastered the chaos in the lobby of Erudite headquarters with a few short commands and had all the prisoners hustled away to cells on the third floor. A factionless woman came to doctor our wounds and distribute painkillers, and weve eaten and showered several times, but no one has told us whats going on outside. No matter how forcefully Ive asked them.
I thought Tobias would come by now, I say, dropping to the edge of my cot. Where is he?
Maybe hes still angry that you lied to him and went behind his back to work with his father, Cara says.
I glare at her.
Four wouldnt be that petty, Christina says, either to chastise Cara or to reassure me, Im not sure. Somethings probably going on thats keeping him away. He told you to trust him.
In the chaos, when everyone was shouting and the factionless were trying to push us toward the staircase, I curled my fingers in the hem of his shirt so I wouldnt lose him. He took my wrists in his hands and pushed me away, and those were the words he said. Trust me. Go where they tell you.
Im trying, I say, and its true. Im trying to trust him. But every part of me, every fiber and every nerve, is straining toward freedom, not just from this cell but from the prison of the city beyond it.
I need to see whats outside the fence.
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Grimm the Chopping Block by John Passarella

Meanwhile missing persons cases in Portland seem to be on the increase.
As more bones are discovered, Portland homicide Detective Nick Burkhardt and his partner Hank Griffin investigate - but there seems to be no connection between the victims...
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Brian Mathis wondered if hed made a mistake bringing Tyler, his twelve-year-old son, to Claremont Park. Their little adventure had been fun and cheerful and full of father-son-bonding promise until they left behind the paved path and picnic tables, and wandered into the woods on a course prescribed by the virtual compass in the GPS app on Brians smartphone. The overnight rainfall had turned what would have been a reasonable hiking path into a treacherous endeavor. Lagging behind his father, Tyler had already fallen twice on gentle inclines slick with mud. And now the boy was coated with the stuff?hands, knees, shoes, and a caked spot on his chin hed rubbed the same moment his patience had expired.
Victim of his own clumsy misadventure, Brian proceeded on a twisted ankle?which continued to throb in counterpoint to his heartbeat?and reminded himself to take his eyes off the compass now and then to pay attention to his footing. Minutes later, head down and cursing under his breath, he walked right into a low-hanging branch. Hell of an example he was setting for his kid.
You said we were close, Dad, Tyler groaned, prefacing that indictment with a prolonged sigh.
We are close, Brian said. But I told you before. The coordinates arent exact.
So whats the point? Tyler hurled a rock the size of a ping-pong ball at the nearest tree trunk. The thwock of the impact startled a squirrel, which scampered along one branch, jumped to another nearby and scurried out of sight.
Dont throw rocks.
Nothing else to do.
Ignoring the boys complaint, Brian explained, The coordinates take us to the general vicinity, then we look around until we find it.
Why?
Because its like searching for buried treasure.
Im keeping it.
No, Brian said. We sign the logbook and leave the container where we found it. The honor system. If we take it, the next person will go through all this trouble for nothing.
You said I could take something, Tyler reminded him.
Swap something, Brian said. This particular geocache supposedly contained small toys. If you took something, you were supposed to leave behind an object of equal value. You brought a soldier?
Yeah, Tyler said, rolling his eyes at his father.
It had been years since Tyler played with toy soldiers, which was why he had no qualms about leaving one behind. Tyler hoped for an upgrade, maybe a used video game or something equally unlikely. So his father had spent most of the car ride to the park trying to quash those expectations.
The search is the fun part, not the prize at the end.
Some fun, Tyler grumbled loud enough for his father to hear.
Secretly, Brian regretted not selecting a cache with the lowest level of difficulty for their first attempt. Instead, hed chosen a cache closer to home, but with the next highest level of difficulty. A cache with toys, even cheap toys, hed thought, would appeal to the boy. Brians second mistake was misjudging the rapid pace of Tylers maturity. At his current age, things transitioned from cool to lame in a hurry. Since the divorce, Brian saw his son less than he would have liked. The boys growth spurts took place in the uncompromising strobe light of his meager custody schedule.
As a bank of rain clouds passed overhead, the woods became prematurely dark. Shadows deepened like an ink spill soaking the ground around them. The odor of moist earth rose like a clinging mist, enveloping them.
Brian stopped, rubbed the back of his forearm across his damp forehead and said, Were here.
Tyler stood beside him, turned in a circle and shrugged. Nothing.
Its here somewhere, Brian assured him, but worried somebody before them might have removed the cache in violation of the honor system. If they left the park without finding anything, his son would never let him forget it. Remember that time you dragged me through the woods in waist-deep mud for nothing? Because exaggeration would become a key component in this particular trip down memory lane.
What about the clue? Tyler asked.
Oh?right! The clue. In his growing paternal anxiety, Brian had almost forgotten about the clue associated with the cache. He checked his phone. It says, Fall up the hill.
They both cast expectant gazes around, as if expecting a hillside to magically rise from the surrounding forest, crowned with a glowing treasure chest like a reward in one of Tylers video games.
That hill? Tyler finally asked, pointing straight ahead. Brian looked behind them, then straight ahead. They had been following an incline for a bit, something he might have noticed if he hadnt been mesmerized by the compass on his cell phone. Ahead of them marked the top of the rise, surrounded by an irregular ring of deciduous trees in various states of decay.
Must be it, Brian acknowledged. So how do we fall up?
We both figured out the falling down part easily enough, he thought, with a chagrined shake of his head.
Tyler scrambled up the slope, littered with broken branches, twigs, and clumps of dead leaves well on their way to mulch that nevertheless rustled underfoot. He slipped once and caught himself on both hands before his knees touched the muddy ground again.
Careful, Brian said, making his own way upward, mindful of his tender ankle.
Tyler picked up a stout branch the length of a cane and swung it around to disperse the leaf mounds. When he reached down to flip over a football-sized rock, Brian caught his shoulder.
Watch out for snakes, he cautioned.
The possibility of encountering a snake, poisonous or otherwise, seemed to excite the boys imagination, but he took extra care as he grabbed the edge of the rock and flipped it over, poised to spring away to avoid the threat of fangs. Instead, he grunted in obvious disappointment as several freshly exposed worms coiled in the dirt.
Tyler circled to the left, poking and sweeping with his branch, while Brian wandered into a tangle of dried brush and broken tree limbs at the edge of the clearing. Brushing away twigs and dried leaves, he discovered a jagged tree stump and, angling away from it, on the far side of the rise, the decaying length of the entire tree trunk, which retained only a few scattered branches.
A deadfall, Brian whispered, then again, louder. A deadfall.
What? Tyler called, glancing briefly over his shoulder.
This downed tree, Brian called to his son. Its a deadfall.
So? Tyler replied, more preoccupied with a section of tangled underbrush and loose mounds of dirt?excavated, no doubt, by some burrowing woodland creature?than his fathers pronouncement.
Dont you get it? Brian asked. The clue: Fall up the hill. Its a deadfall?on this hill.
You found it?
Not yet Brian pocketed his phone and swept both hands across the brittle and decaying debris piled around the deadfall. He omitted telling Tyler that this was a more likely spot for a hidden snake than the underside of a rock. Besides, if Brian had unraveled the clue to the caches location, he wanted to find it before leading the boy to yet another disappointment. Once he unearthed it, hed call Tyler over to claim the prize. He might just salvage the day after all.
Crouching, Brian caught a glint of color in the natural pocket formed between the tree stump and its fallen trunk; something metallic, painted bright red. Gotcha! he thought in an unexpectedly strong moment of satisfaction.
Before calling his son over to claim the small square tin, he leaned forward to examine the shadowy depression. He swept the ground with the beam of his keychain flashlight. Though he doubted hed find broken glass or rusty nails or even an irritable snake, he wanted to be sure, lest their excursion end on a sour note?or a trip to the emergency room.
Tyler, come here, Brian said. Think I found something.
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Harry Potter and the Half blood Prince by J K Rowling
Harry Potter and the Half blood Prince by J K Rowling

The deeds of Voldemorts Death Eaters are spreading even to the Muggle world, which is enshrouded in a mist caused by Dementors draining hope and happiness. Harry, turning 16, leaves for Hogwarts with the promise of private lessons with Dumbledore.
No longer a fearful boy living under the stairs, he is clearly a leader and increasingly isolated as rumors spread that he is the Chosen One, the only individual capable of defeating Voldemort. Two attempts on students lives, Harrys conviction that Draco Malfoy has become a Death Eater, and Snapes usual slimy behavior add to the increasing tension. Yet through it all, Harry and his friends are typical teens, sharing homework and messy rooms, rushing to classes and sports practices, and flirting. Ron and Hermione realize their attraction, as do Harry and Ginny.
Dozens of plot strands are pulled together as the author positions Harry for the final book. Much information is cleverly conveyed through Dumbledores use of a Pensieve, a device that allows bottled memories to be shared by Harry and his beloved professor as they apparate to various locations that help explain Voldemorts past. The ending is heart wrenching. Once again, Rowling capably blends literature, mythology, folklore, and religion into a delectable stew. This sixth book may be darker and more difficult, but Potter fans will devour it and begin the long and bittersweet wait for the final installment.
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The Prime Ministers pulse quickened at the very thought of these accusations, for they were neither fair nor true. How on earth was his government supposed to have stopped that bridge collapsing? It was outrageous for anybody to suggest that they were not spending enough on bridges. The bridge was fewer than ten years old, and the best experts were at a loss to explain why it had snapped cleanly in two, sending a dozen cars into the watery depths of the river below. And how dare anyone suggest that it was lack of policemen that had resulted in those two very nasty and well-publicized murders? Or that the government should have somehow foreseen the freak hurricane in the West Country that had caused so much damage to both people and property? And was it his fault that one of his Junior Ministers, Herbert Chorley, had chosen this week to act so peculiarly that he was now going to be spending a lot more time with his family?
A grim mood has gripped the country, the opponent had concluded, barely concealing his own broad grin.
And unfortunately, this was perfectly true. The Prime Minister felt it himself; people really did seem more miserable than usual. Even the weather was dismal; all this chilly mist in the middle of July. It wasnt right, it wasnt normal.
He turned over the second page of the memo, saw how much longer it went on, and gave it up as a bad job. Stretching his arms above his head he looked around his office mournfully. It was a handsome room, with a fine marble fireplace facing the long sash windows, firmly closed against the unseasonable chill. With a slight shiver, the Prime Minister got up and moved over to the window, looking out at the thin mist that was pressing itself against the glass. It was then, as he stood with his back to the room, that he heard a soft cough behind him.
He froze, nose to nose with his own scared-looking reflection in the dark glass. He knew that cough. He had heard it before. He turned very slowly to face the empty room.
Hello? he said, trying to sound braver than he felt.
For a brief moment he allowed himself the impossible hope that nobody would answer him. However, a voice responded at once, a crisp, decisive voice that sounded as though it were reading a prepared statement. It was coming as the Prime Minister had known at the first cough from the froglike little man wearing a long silver wig who was depicted in a small, dirty oil painting in the far corner of the room.
To the Prime Minister of Muggles. Urgent we meet. Kindly respond immediately. Sincerely, Fudge.
The man in the painting looked inquiringly at the Prime Minister.
Er, said the Prime Minister, listen. Its not a very good time for me. Im waiting for a telephone call, you see from the President of
That can be rearranged, said the portrait at once. The Prime Ministers heart sank. He had been afraid of that.
But I really was rather hoping to speak
We shall arrange for the President to forget to call. He will telephone tomorrow night instead, said the little man. Kindly respond immediately to Mr. Fudge.
I oh very well, said the Prime Minister weakly. Yes, Ill see Fudge.
He hurried back to his desk, straightening his tie as he went. He had barely resumed his seat, and arranged his face into what he hoped was a relaxed and unfazed expression, when bright green flames burst into life in the empty grate beneath his marble mantelpiece. He watched, trying not to betray a flicker of surprise or alarm, as a portly man appeared within the flames, spinning as fast as a top. Seconds later, he had climbed out onto a rather fine antique rug, brushing ash from the sleeves of his long pin-striped cloak, a lime-green bowler hat in his hand.
Ah Prime Minister, said Cornelius Fudge, striding forward with his hand outstretched. Good to see you again.
The Prime Minister could not honestly return this compliment, so said nothing at all. He was not remotely pleased to see Fudge, whose occasional appearances, apart from being downright alarming in themselves, generally meant that he was about to hear some very bad news. Furthermore, Fudge was looking distinctly careworn. He was thinner, balder, and grayer, and his face had a crumpled look. The Prime Minister had seen that kind of look in politicians before, and it never boded well.
How can I help you? he said, shaking Fudges hand very briefly and gesturing toward the hardest of the chairs in front of the desk.
Difficult to know where to begin, muttered Fudge, pulling up the chair, sitting down, and placing his green bowler upon his knees. What a week, what a week
Had a bad one too, have you? asked the Prime Minister stiffly, hoping to convey by this that he had quite enough on his plate already without any extra helpings from Fudge.
Yes, of course, said Fudge, rubbing his eyes wearily and looking morosely at the Prime Minister. Ive been having the same week you have, Prime Minister. The Brockdale Bridge the Bones and Vance murders not to mention the ruckus in the West Country
You er your I mean to say, some of your people were were involved in those those things, were they?
Fudge fixed the Prime Minister with a rather stern look. Of course they were, he said. Surely youve realized whats going on?
I hesitated the Prime Minister.
It was precisely this sort of behavior that made him dislike Fudges visits so much. He was, after all, the Prime Minister and did not appreciate being made to feel like an ignorant schoolboy. But of course, it had been like this from his very first meeting with Fudge on his very first evening as Prime Minister. He remembered it as though it were yesterday and knew it would haunt him until his dying day.
He had been standing alone in this very office, savoring the triumph that was his after so many years of dreaming and scheming, when he had heard a cough behind him, just like tonight, and turned to find that ugly little portrait talking to him, announcing that the Minister of Magic was about to arrive and introduce himself.
Naturally, he had thought that the long campaign and the strain of the election had caused him to go mad. He had been utterly terrified to find a portrait talking to him, though this had been nothing to how he felt when a self-proclaimed wizard had bounced out of the fireplace and shaken his hand. He had remained speechless throughout Fudges kindly explanation that there were witches and wizards still living in secret all over the world and his reassurances that he was not to bother his head about them as the Ministry of Magic took responsibility for the whole Wizarding community and prevented the non-magical population from getting wind of them. It was, said Fudge, a difficult job that encompassed everything from regulations on responsible use of broomsticks to keeping the dragon population under control (the Prime Minister remembered clutching the desk for support at this point). Fudge had then patted the shoulder of the still-dumbstruck Prime Minister in a fatherly sort of way.
Not to worry, he had said, its odds-on youll never see me again. Ill only bother you if theres something really serious going on our end, something thats likely to affect the Muggles the non-magical population, I should say. Otherwise, its live and let live. And I must say, youre taking it a lot better than your predecessor. He tried to throw me out the window, thought I was a hoax planned by the opposition.
At this, the Prime Minister had found his voice at last. Youre youre not a hoax, then?
It had been his last, desperate hope.
No, said Fudge gently. No, Im afraid Im not. Look.
And he had turned the Prime Ministers teacup into a gerbil.
But, said the Prime Minister breathlessly, watching his teacup chewing on the corner of his next speech, but why why has nobody told me ?
The Minister of Magic only reveals him- or herself to the Muggle Prime Minister of the day, said Fudge, poking his wand back inside his jacket. We find it the best way to maintain secrecy.
But then, bleated the Prime Minister, why hasnt a former Prime Minister warned me ?
At this, Fudge had actually laughed.
My dear Prime Minister, are you ever going to tell anybody?
Still chortling, Fudge had thrown some powder into the fireplace, stepped into the emerald flames, and vanished with a whooshing sound. The Prime Minister had stood there, quite motionless, and realized that he would never, as long as he lived, dare mention this encounter to a living soul, for who in the wide world would believe him?
The shock had taken a little while to wear off. For a time, he had tried to convince himself that Fudge had indeed been a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep during his grueling election campaign. In a vain attempt to rid himself of all reminders of this uncomfortable encounter, he had given the gerbil to his delighted niece and instructed his private secretary to take down the portrait of the ugly little man who had announced Fudges arrival. To the Prime Ministers dismay, however, the portrait had proved impossible to remove. When several carpenters, a builder or two, an art historian, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer had all tried unsuccessfully to prise it from the wall, the Prime Minister had abandoned the attempt and simply resolved to hope that the thing remained motionless and silent for the rest of his term in office. Occasionally he could have sworn he saw out of the corner of his eye the occupant of the painting yawning, or else scratching his nose; even, once or twice, simply walking out of his frame and leaving nothing but a stretch of muddy-brown canvas behind. However, he had trained himself not to look at the picture very much, and always to tell himself firmly that his eyes were playing tricks on him when anything like this happened.
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Sunday, February 19, 2017
Velocity by Dean Koontz
Velocity by Dean Koontz

Bill Wile is an easygoing, hardworking guy who leads a quiet, ordinary life. But that is about to change.
One evening, after his usual eight-hour bartending shift, he finds a typewritten note under the windshield wiper of his car. If you dont take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher. If you do take this note to the police, I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have four hours to decide. The choice is yours.
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WITH DRAFT BEER AND A SMILE, NED PEARSALL raised a toast to his deceased neighbor, Henry Friddle, whose death greatly pleased him. Henry had been killed by a garden gnome. He had fallen off the roof of his two-story house, onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasnt. A broken neck, a cracked skull: Henry perished on impact. This death-by-gnome had occurred four years previously. Ned Pearsall still toasted Henrys passing at least once a week.
Now, from a stool near the curve of the polished mahogany bar, an out-of-towner, the only other customer, expressed curiosity at the enduring nature of Neds animosity.
How bad a neighbor could the poor guy have been that youre still so juiced about him?
Ordinarily, Ned might have ignored the question. He had even less use for tourists than he did for pretzels. The tavern offered free bowls of pretzels because they were cheap. Ned preferred to sustain his thirst with well-salted peanuts. To keep Ned tipping, Billy Wiles, tending bar, occasionally gave him a bag of Planters. Most of the time Ned had to pay for his nuts. This rankled him either because he could not grasp the economic realities of tavern operation or because he enjoyed being rankled, probably the latter. Although he had a head reminiscent of a squash ball and the heavy rounded shoulders of a sumo wrestler, Ned was an athletic man only if you thought barroom jabber and grudge-holding qualified as sports. In those events, he was an Olympian. Regarding the late Henry Friddle, Ned could be as talkative with outsiders as with lifelong residents of Vineyard Hills. When, as now, the only other customer was a stranger, Ned found silence even less congenial than conversation with a foreign devil.
Billy himself had never been much of a talker, never one of those barkeeps who considered the bar a stage. He was a listener. To the out-of-towner, Ned declared, Henry Friddle was a pig. The stranger had hair as black as coal dust with traces of ash at the temples, gray eyes bright with dry amusement, and a softly resonant voice. Thats a strong wordpig.
You know what the pervert was doing on his roof? He was trying to piss on my dining-room windows. Wiping the bar, Billy Wiles didnt even glance at the tourist. Hed heard this story so often that he knew all the reactions to it. Friddle, the pig, figured the altitude would give his stream more distance, Ned explained. The stranger said, What was hean aeronautical engineer?
He was a college professor. He taught contemporary literature.
Maybe reading that stuff drove him to suicide, the tourist said, which made him more interesting than Billy had first thought. No, no, Ned said impatiently. The fall was accidental. Was he drunk? Why would you think he was drunk? Ned wondered. The stranger shrugged. He climbed on a roof to urinate on your windows.
He was a sick man, Ned explained, plinking one finger against his empty glass to indicate the desire for another round. Drawing Budweiser from the tap, Billy said, Henry Friddle was consumed by vengeance.
After silent communion with his brew, the tourist asked Ned Pearsall, Vengeance? So you urinated on Friddles windows first?
It wasnt the same thing at all, Ned warned in a rough tone that advised the outsider to avoid being judgmental. Ned didnt do it from his roof, Billy said. Thats right. I walked up to his house, like a man, stood on his lawn, and aimed at his dining-room windows.
Henry and his wife were having dinner at the time, Billy said. Before the tourist might express revulsion at the timing of this assault, Ned said, They were eating quail, for Gods sake.
You showered their windows because they were eating quail? Ned sputtered with exasperation. No, of course not. Do I look insane to you? He rolled his eyes at Billy. Billy raised his eyebrows as though to say What do you expect of a tourist? Im just trying to convey how pretentious they were, Ned clarified, always eating quail or snails, or Swiss chard.
Phony bastards, the tourist said with such a light seasoning of mockery that Ned Pearsall didnt detect it, although Billy did. Exactly, Ned confirmed. Henry Friddle drove a Jaguar, and his wife drove a caryou wont believe thisa car made in Sweden.
Detroit was too common for them, said the tourist. Exactly. How much of a snob do you have to be to bring a car all the way from Sweden? The tourist said, Ill wager they were wine connoisseurs.
Big time! Did you know them or something?
I just know the type. They had a lot of books.
Youve got em nailed, Ned declared. Theyd sit on the front porch, sniffing their wine, reading books.
Right out in public. Imagine that. But if you didnt pee on their dining-room windows because they were snobs, why did you?
A thousand reasons, Ned assured him. The incident of the skunk. The incident of the lawn fertilizer. The dead petunias.
And the garden gnome, Billy added as he rinsed glasses in the bar sink. The garden gnome was the last straw, Ned agreed. I can understand being driven to aggressive urination by pink plastic flamingos, said the tourist, but, frankly, not by a gnome. Ned scowled, remembering the affront. Ariadne gave it my face.
Ariadne who?
Henry Friddles wife. You ever heard a more pretentious name?
Well, the Friddle part brings it down to earth.
She was an art professor at the same college. She sculpted the gnome, created the mold, poured the concrete, painted it herself.
Having a sculpture modeled after you can be an honor.
The beer foam on Neds upper lip gave him a rabid appearance as he protested: It was a gnome, pal. A drunken gnome. The nose was as red as an apple. It was carrying a beer bottle in each hand.
And its fly was unzipped, Billy added. Thanks so much for reminding me, Ned grumbled. Worse, hanging out of its pants was the head and neck of a dead goose.
How creative, said the tourist. At first I didnt know what the hell that meant
Symbolism. Metaphor.
Yeah, yeah. I figured it out. Everybody who walked past their place saw it, and got a laugh at my expense.
Wouldnt need to see the gnome for that, said the tourist. Misunderstanding, Ned agreed: Right. Just hearing about it, people were laughing. So I busted up the gnome with a sledgehammer.
And they sued you.
Worse. They set out another gnome. Figuring Id bust up the first, Ariadne had cast and painted a second.
I thought life was mellow here in the wine country.
Then they tell me, Ned continued, if I bust up the second one, theyll put a third on the lawn, plus theyll manufacture a bunch and sell em at cost to anyone who wants a Ned Pearsall gnome.
Sounds like an empty threat, said the tourist. Would there really be people whod want such a thing?
Dozens, Billy assured him. This towns become a mean place since the pâté-and-brie crowd started moving in from San Francisco, Ned said sullenly. So when you didnt dare take a sledgehammer to the second gnome, you were left with no choice but to pee on their windows.
Exactly. But I didnt just go off half-cocked. I thought about the situation for a week. Then I hosed them.
After which, Henry Friddle climbed on his roof with a full bladder, looking for justice.
Yeah. But he waited till I had a birthday dinner for my mom.
Unforgivable, Billy judged.
Does the Mafia attack innocent members of a mans family? Ned asked indignantly.
Although the question had been rhetorical, Billy played for his tip: No. The Mafias got class.
Which is a word these professor types cant even spell, Ned said. Mom was seventy-six. She could have had a heart attack.
So, the tourist said, while trying to urinate on your dining-room windows, Friddle fell off his roof and broke his neck on the Ned Pearsall gnome. Pretty ironic.
I dont know ironic, Ned replied. But it sure was sweet.
Tell him what your mom said, Billy urged.
Following a sip of beer, Ned obliged: My mom told me, Honey, praise the Lord, this proves theres a God.
After taking a moment to absorb those words, the tourist said, She sounds like quite a religious woman.
She wasnt always. But at seventy-two, she caught pneumonia.
Its sure convenient to have God at a time like that.
She figured if God existed, maybe Hed save her. If He didnt exist, she wouldnt be out nothing but some time wasted on prayer.
Time, the tourist advised, is our most precious possession.
True, Ned agreed. But Mom wouldnt have wasted much because mostly she could pray while she watched TV.
What an inspiring story, said the tourist, and ordered a beer.
Billy opened a pretentious bottle of Heineken, provided a fresh chilled glass, and whispered, This ones on the house.
Thats nice of you. Thanks. Id been thinking youre quiet and soft-spoken for a bartender, but now maybe I understand why.
From his lonely outpost farther along the bar, Ned Pearsall raised his glass in a toast. To Ariadne. May she rest in peace.
Although it might have been against his will, the tourist was engaged again. Of Ned, he asked, Not another gnome tragedy?
Cancer. Two years after Henry fell off the roof. I sure wish it hadnt happened. Pouring the fresh Heineken down the side of his tilted glass, the stranger said, Death has a way of putting our petty squabbles in perspective.
I miss her, Ned said. She had the most spectacular rack, and she didnt always wear a bra. The tourist twitched. Shed be working in the yard, Ned remembered almost dreamily, or walking the dog, and that fine pair would be bouncing and swaying so sweet you couldnt catch your breath. The tourist checked his face in the back-bar mirror, perhaps to see if he looked as appalled as he felt. Billy, Ned asked, didnt she have the finest set of mamas you could hope to see?
She did, Billy agreed. Ned slid off his stool, shambled toward the mens room, paused at the tourist. Even when cancer withered her, those mamas didnt shrink. The leaner she got, the bigger they were in proportion. Almost to the end, she looked hot. What a waste, huh, Billy?
What a waste, Billy echoed as Ned continued to the mens room. After a shared silence, the tourist said, Youre an interesting guy, Billy Barkeep.
Me? Ive never hosed anyones windows.
Youre like a sponge, I think. You take everything in. Billy picked up a dishcloth and polished some pilsner glasses that had previously been washed and dried. But then youre a stone too, the tourist said, because if youre squeezed, you give nothing back. Billy continued polishing the glasses. The gray eyes, bright with amusement, brightened further. Youre a man with a philosophy, which is unusual these days, when most people dont know who they are or what they believe, or why. This, too, was a style of barroom jabber with which Billy was familiar, though he didnt hear it often. Compared to Ned Pearsalls rants, such boozy observations could seem erudite; but it was all just beer-based psychoanalysis. He was disappointed. Briefly, the tourist had seemed different from the usual two-cheeked heaters who warmed the barstool vinyl. Smiling, shaking his head, Billy said, Philosophy. You give me too much credit. The tourist sipped his Heineken. Although Billy had not intended to say more, he heard himself continue: Stay low, stay quiet, keep it simple, dont expect much, enjoy what you have. The stranger smiled. Be self-sufficient, dont get involved, let the world go to Hell if it wants.
Maybe, Billy conceded.
Admittedly, its not Plato, said the tourist, but it is a philosophy.
You have one of your own? Billy asked.
Right now, I believe that my life will be better and more meaningful if I can just avoid any further conversation with Ned.
Thats not a philosophy, Billy told him. Thats a fact.
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